October 2, 2009
July 16, 2009
Things I learned from Harpers Island
1. Don't adopt a little boy, he'll resent it and become a murderer
2. Apparently siblings aren't off limits when it comes to lovin'
3. While I love children I apparently don't love ALL children because I wanted to kick the crap out of Madison.
4. DON'T SPLIT UP! Seriously people
5. The black guy never makes it out alive
6. Neither does the fat guy
7. When you have the choice between a cocky jerk who looks shady or a seemingly nice guy... go with the jerk. He might not be nice but he probably won't kill you.
8. Belts do not = handcuffs
9. DON'T LIVE ON AN ISLAND!
10. Taking shooting lessons and learning how to aim is always a good idea
11. If you go down a path that you already know is blocked off, you and your girlfriend are gonna die
12. It takes a LOT of people dying before people realize there is a killer loose.
13. You can fall off cliffs on Harpers Island and be just fine but if you fall off a bridge into water you're going to die just like your fiance.
14. Sacred Turtle is the best beer you'll never get a chance to drink
15. If a person seems even remotely suspicious... don't worry their not. It's the nice one's you have to worry about.
16. Being cousin Ben sucks
17. No one whatsoever is aware of how much blood can be left in a trail before you know someone is dead.
18. No one carries extra ammo or checks their gun when they put it down and pick it up.
19. Assuming that a firearm is always loaded works....unless your life is in danger.
20. It takes about 20 people to disappear before someone decides to get a gun.
21. No one can outfight John Wakefield.
22. John Wakefield is invulnerable to the pain from being burned with a flare, shot, taxed, hit repeatedly over the head, but when stabbed in the chest from a three inch knife by his son, the emotional pain kills him.
23. The black guy doesn't always die first
24. Don't screw with Henry's wedding, you either get shot, or you take a spade to the face.
25. A boy and a girl can't be "just friends". They are a) secretly in love, b)related, or c)both
26. For unimportant murders, kill by hanging, harpooning, hacking, burning, shooting, noteholder pick, or whatever means necessary. But for the ones you truly care about- say, best friend, fiancee, true love, or father- use a tiny switchblade. It's more personal that way.
27. If you say, "If we survive this, I'm going to turn my life around", you are NOT going to survive this. Nice way to jinx yourself, Sully!
28. Thomas Wellington's insticts...aren't that bad after all
29. Wear your wedding dress when you think you're safe, because it won't be symbolic and you won't need to run or anything.
30. Propose to someone.
31. Tell the people you're with that you'll be right back. Honest.
32. Be the one to say, "It's okay, we're safe now."
33. Assume that the killer doesn't want you, so walk off in a huff.
34. Insist that John Wakefield is really dead.
35. Tell Abby that it's all about her.
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July 5, 2009
June 27, 2009
Transformers
ok so i go to buy a transformer for my nephews birthday so i get to the store and i find a big one for 20 bucks right. so i'm in line waiting to pay and i see this... 
NON-CONVERTING FIGURE
why the hell dose the company do that transformers are suppose to as my nephew puts it "roll out" and the one that do transform are $50-$100 thats just stupid.
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June 24, 2009
June 12, 2009
Letter to a Monster
you think really took the cake last night i mean wow you said the worst thing ANYONE could ever say to me "why would i wanna fuck you i don't know where you've been" wow you must have me confused with one of your lil 3 month relationships. if i'm not worthy of you maybe crackhead carol is who was problely too high and drunk in bars to know wether she was getting fucked or not and you have no idea how many bj's she gave to cops to get out of a dui or maybe maria who kept things from you. or maybe hottie seham who had to make sure at least 50 guy kept their eyes on her when you 2 went out the point is u choose fucked up people and i'm not fucked up i couldn't find the right words to say but i found some song lyrics that say it i hope you take the time to read i worked hard on it but i know you wont oh and by the way if anyone is apitaphic in this mess we have its u i'm not the one who see's you crying and goes and sets up a project or continues yelling or when i hurt my self calling me a "stupid lil fucking cunt" u never once asked how my ankle was or how i'm feeling if there's disinterest here it's you
"I try to make you see my side
Always trying to stay in line
But you're eyes see right through
That's all they do
i'm getting tired of this shit
I've got no room when it's like this
what you want of me
just deal with it"
"I don't believe I'll be alright
I don't believe I'll be OK
I don't believe how you've thrown me away
I do believe you didn't try
I do blame you for every lie
When I look in your eyes, I don't see mine"
" It's kinda like a comedy
Well first you kiss me
Then you say we're through
I say you got some issuses (yeah, you do)
Some things you gotta work through (really do)
It's sorta like a talk show, no wait a freak show
When the freak is you"
"My heart is broken
I'm lying here
My thoughts are choking on you my dear
On you my dear"
"I was naive
Your love was like candy
Artificially sweet
I was deceived by the wrapping
Got caught in your web
And I learned how to bleed
I was prey in your bed
And devoured completely"
"somewhere we went wrong our love is like a song but you wont' sing along"
"First you wanna be free Now you say you need me
Giving mixed signals and signs
It's so hard to let you in
Thinking you might slam the brakes again"
"Well in case you failed to notice,
In case you failed to see,
This is my heart bleeding before you,
This is me down on my knees,
These foolish games are tearing me apart,
And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart."
"You took my heartbeat from me
This is the saddest story
Was it I loved you poorly?
You took my heartbeat from me
Should have just stabbed it for me
From ashes to dust, I just wanna get along with you"
"I miss you, you hurt me, you left with a smile
Mistaken, your sadness was hiding inside
Now all that's left are the pieces to find
The mystery you kept, the soul behind a guise
Why did you go?
All these questions run through my mind
I wish I couldn't feel at all
Let me be numb, I'm starting to fall"
"Do you feel the distance
Like i feel resistance
If i pull any farther away
Would you even come after me
But the one thing im fearing
Is im disappearing
How can i keep believing
If you wont prove me wrong"
"Every now and then when I’m all alone
I’ll be wishing you would call me on the telephone
Say you want me back but you never do
I feel like such a fool there’s nothin I can do
I’m such a fool for you
I can’t take it what am I waiting for
My heart still breakin I miss you even more
And I can’t fake it the way I could before
I hate you, but I love you
I can’t stop thinkin of you
It’s true I’m stuck on you "
"It's been fifty-leven days, um-teen hours
Imma be burnin' till you return"
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June 1, 2009
You Don't Get Me
You Don't Get Me When......
You think i will answer to screaming.
You don't call for 2 days.
You keep saying my beliefs are a joke.
You blame me.
I feel like you hate me.
I can't trust you.
I don't feel safe
Your are more important then me.
You come inches from hitting me.
You don't tell me you love me.
All you ask for is money.
You complain about sex.
You think i'm unfaithful.
But Most of All You Don't Get Me When....
I Don't Love You Anymore.
Posted by Snuffie at 3:01 AM 0 comments
Freemasons: A BrotherHood or Horny Old Men
I was in the youth orders of the freemasons Job's daughters and the rainbow for girls and i know from first hand experience that they are just a bunch of horny bastards when i was 16-17 i was seeing this mason really nice guy sweet everything a girl could want but he was 40 and he had some issues like he would go weeks with out calling and he told some kid to call me for a great BJ now i don't know if it was really him or my friends pulling a prank but he didn't do a good job of defending him self. then i went on a date with this other mason he took me to starbuck's ok HE BROUGHT HIS OWN TEA WITH HIM AND JUST ASKED FOR HOT WATER freaky then he went on and on about how his college proffers were demons and witches for giving him bad grades and he was about 39-43, he wouldn't stop trying to touch me ewwww and he became my current boyfriends friend kinda. then we were serving a dinner and the cook who was a mason each month keeps telling me to show him my boobs and that i was a very bad girl and needs a spanking. then the day before my 18th birthday i got 12 marriage proposals from masons iv'e know sense i was a lil girl and they meant it rings and everything. there are good men in the order ones who are farther like but most i think are in it for the young pussy
Posted by Snuffie at 2:26 AM 0 comments
April 20, 2009
Miss CA Answer
I guess we don't live in a country that allows every the right to their beliefs so just how far back are we gonna gooo ok, blacks are still slaves, women have no rights, girls get married at 13, and oh yea i'm getting BURNED AT THE STAKE for being wiccan.
so she doesn't believe in gay marriage i do and i still love her only a few ppl believe in it nationwide it is sad and dusting that people are calling her names for her views and are upset because it's not theirs i am strictly dickly but i have gay friends all i and anyone else should ask is believe in what you will just please do not FORCE your views on others who do not wish it even perez apologized to her in his blog so plz if you call her an ignorant dumb blond just because of her answer YOU are the only ignorant one.
Posted by Snuffie at 1:58 PM 0 comments
The Miss USA pageant is a joke
Where oh Where is the respect in pageants now a days tell me why it should mean anything anyway with Saturday Night Live cast member Kenan Thompson, Dancing with the Stars winner Kelly Monaco and gossip blogger Perez Hilton as judges common ppl maybe a past queen or 2 some one other then a fat gay gossip bitch, a comedian that should have stayed on "all that" cus he is NOT SNL martial, and a playmate that is blowing all the stage hands.
Posted by Snuffie at 1:15 AM 0 comments
April 6, 2009
Religulous ~ Bill Maher Quoets
"Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do. Most people would think it's wonderful when someone says, 'I'm willing Lord, I'll do whatever you want me to do.' Except that since there are no gods actually talking to us, that void is filled in by people with their own corruptions and limitations and agendas."
"Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you don't. How can I be so sure? Because I don't know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not."
"If the world does come to an end here, or wherever, or if it limps into the future decimated by the effects of religion-inspired nuclear terrorism, let's remember what the real problem was, that we learned how to precipitate mass death before we got passed the neurological disorder of wishing for it."
"The only appropriate attitude for man to have about the big questions is not the arrogant certitude that is the hallmark of religion, but doubt. Doubt is humble, and that's what man needs to be considering that human history is just a litany of getting shit dead wrong. That's it. Grow up, or die."
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January 25, 2009
final draft 7
I lost my final draft 7 key and i didn't register it dose any one know how i can get another or has one?
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January 22, 2009
Taking Advantage
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January 15, 2009
US Airways Flight 1549 Crash
NEW YORK – A US Airways jetliner crashed into the frigid Hudson River on Thursday afternoon after a flock of birds apparently disabled both its engines, but rescuers pulled the more than 150 passengers and crew members into boats before the plane sank, authorities say. Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman Laura Brown said Flight 1549 had just taken off from LaGuardia Airport en route to Charlotte, N.C., when the crash occurred in the river near 48th Street in midtown Manhattan. The plane, an Airbus 320, took off at 3:26 p.m. and went down minutes later, Brown said. "There were eyewitness reports the plane may have flown into a flock of birds," Brown said. She added, "Right now we don't have any indication this was anything other than an accident." The plane was submerged in the icy waters up to the windows when rescuers in Coast Guard vessels and ferry boats arrived, opened the door and pulled passengers in yellow life vests from the aircraft, whose fuselage appeared intact. The plane eventually sank in the near-freezing water on one of the coldest days of the year, with the mercury around 20 degrees. Witnesses said the plane's pilot appeared to guide the plane down. "I see a commercial airliner coming down, looking like it's landing right in the water," said Bob Read, who saw it from his office at the television newsmagazine "Inside Edition." "This looked like a controlled descent." Barbara Sambriski, a researcher at The Associated Press, saw the plane go down from the news organization's high-rise office. "I just thought, 'Why is it so low?' And, splash, it hit the water," she said. Joe Mazzone, a retired Delta Air Lines pilot, said it is not unusual for birds to strike planes. In fact, he said, when planes get ready to take off, if there are birds in the area, the tower will alert the crew. "They literally just choke out the engine and it quits," Mazzone said. Twenty-seven years ago this week, an Air Florida plane bound for Tampa crashed into the Potomac Riverafter hitting a bridge just after takeoff from Washington National Airport. The crash on Jan. 13, 1982, killed 78 people including four people in their cars on the bridge. Five people on the plane survived.


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